Friday

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If you can't get a laugh, try giving one away.

A man walks into a hotel elevator. He is in a very big hurry. He reaches over to hit the button for the lobby floor and his elbow pokes a lady right in her breast.

Very embarrassed the man says, "Madame, I do apologize for such an unfortunate accident. I do trust that if your heart is as soft as your breast, you will indeed accept my apology."

The woman says, "Kind sir. I do indeed accept your apology. And if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 212."

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